Chaos and Montreal to Team Up at Southeasterns in Memphis!

*Air Jer (Chaos #25) is proud to present the 2008 Southeastern Regional BBQ Chicken v. Pork Rib Grudge match (in conjunction with Southeasterns)

*Manu and Air Jer formally announce their partnership for Southeasterns.

As the two-time Chaos embassador to the Southeastern Unites States, Chaos #25, Jeremy Mirken (a.k.a., Air Jer) is proud to announce that he will be teaming up with Emmanuel Bouchard in hopes of bringing home the 3rd Annual Southeastern Footbag Net Championship title. A multi-mullion dollar deal was struck securing a partnership for this event, and sending Air Jer to train with MFC for two weeks this Summer in preparation for the 2008 Pro Kicker Montreal Footbag Championships. Expectations are high for this trash-talk heavy pair, who care less about winning than about pummeling their opponents into submission.

Additionally, Chaos #25 is proud to present to you the 2008 Southeastern Regional BBQ Chicken vs. Pork Rib Grudge match, sponsored by the 2008 Southeastern Regional Footbag Championships. Let’s not kid ourselves here: 20 years from now, when looking back on the importance of the April 5th-6th weekend, we’re not going to remember who tattooed whom or who made the killer block to stave off a match point. We’re going to remember how the losing team of the 2008 SR BBQ C v PR had to make the most humiliating sacrifices of their lives by eating the most demeaning meal in recorded history.

For those who don’t know, Memphis, Tennessee is the BBQ capital of the United States. People from Memphis love their pork ribs, either “wet” or “dry,” and wouldn’t consider getting anything else in a BBQ-style restaurant. Apparently the concept that you can add BBQ flavor to other types of meat, such as chicken, is frowned upon, or, more specifically, laughed at . . . for several minutes at a time. Why? Who knows, who cares. Conveniently, it just so happens that both Manu and Chaos #25 enjoy chicken as opposed to pork. Now, I know what you’re wondering, and no, there are no vegetarians in Memphis because they’ve found a way to weed out that trait from the gene pool.

Chaos #25 and Manu hereby present an open challenge to the best open doubles team that Memphis can muster, with the stakes of having to eat the most humiliating meal of one’s life at the player’s party (or an acceptible BBQ-style restaurant) contingent upon losing the match. If Memphis loses, they’re dining like californians: BBQ chicken (or they can accept the vegetarian challenge)! If Chaos #25 and partner lose, they will eat pork ribs! Stay tuned to http://www.footbag.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4854&start=0
to catch the mud slinging and trash talk appropriate to such a monumental challenge, and find out about the exciting conclusion of this event. You can bet I’m going to post a heavily biased version of events when all is said and done.

You’ll want to order those ribs at the player’s party dry because after the mess me and ben are gunna leave you in, you’ll need something a little more tidy.  pshmff........chicken...WTF, dude?!?!?!

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